You Americans are so touchy sometimes

Listen I don't hate you , it's just fun to bag you out, ok you don't know what that word means do you
To "bag out" means make fun of
Like this ...
Americans can't spell it's coloUr and favoUrites you loose the U out of your alphabet or something?

And when exactly are you going to catch up with the rest of the world ?
You are a day behind most of the time and are still on Imperial measurements, what are you still a colony, we were too you know a colony of Britain but went metric 40 plus years ago ...talk about slow

As for being big headed it's a joke isn't it that every one in the world should look to the US for troops we have our own thank you very much, don't need looking after, yes some countries are helping you out well that's as you see it anyway they aren't you know the troops from other countries are in Afghanistan for their own reasons not for you. America is rich enough to help itself
Well ok maybe it can't you fixed up where Hurricane Katrina blew down all those houses yet, built new schools and the like fixed that yet?

Don't be asking for help from any other country for that lot either we have our own places to fix up you know.. our troops are kinda busy in East Timor, Solomon Islands and Sudan
Yes I know yours are as well and I know someone will argue but hey that is what a lot of you Americans do you argue it doesn't matter what it is you "think" you are the best at everything

Oh and shut up about your 911's and your president already, we've heard it we know we don't care.
Do you know who the Prime Minister of Australia or England is?
You don't do you, you're so inward focused that you don't even know what goes on in other countries
Did you know Australia was bombed in WW2 ? (Oh I spose I should Google that for you shouldn't I)
Here you go take a look
You didn't did you that's because we don't go on and on and on about things we say it and that's it.

I could say something about guns as well but hey, you've got those we haven't we don't need them we use nails instead

As for American TV shows the ones with the laugh track, you know why those are there don't you
So everyone knows where to laugh WHY because shows like Seinfeld are NOT funny that's why they have a laugh track and a sign that says for the live audience "laugh here" because a lot of Americans don't have any sense of hUmoUr you just can not see a joke when one is pushed into your face
Yes you can be funny...funny to laugh AT

I know one of you is going to go "blah blah waaa" I know you will what you don't think I've talked to non humorous, stubborn, narrow minded and slow Americans before

Missy Angel
(humour has U's in it)

being funny is hard work

You know sometimes I feel like its hard work
See I get on in the morning and load my iGoogle so I can read peoples Blogger posts, then I load up MySpace and the Forum site I moderate then Yahoo mail, then I check 360 and Bloggers Anonymous amazingly today no add requests for the group only for the blog, don't know where those came from either they aren't in the group probably from blasts get a lot like that they have no idea how to favoritize someone or how to read a blog post link they just send an add request and you never see them again even if you do add them I could go on about 360 and the so called "social networking" but I won't ...haven't got a roll of TP for a list.

Back to subject ..it feels like hard work it really does I've been running BA (the group) since July last year and you know I reject more than I approve 4/5 don't get in, theres only 423 members then again it's nicer like that anyway and I only did it for a joke that's what gets me the whole thing is a joke its not real ok so BA helps people out with blogging ideas and fun things but it's not serious and people think it is, its actually quite unbelievable that people take BA seriously .. no sense of humour some people I swear and that's whats such hard work they won't flipping laugh they just don't "get" it
Take Jesus (check the Blogger friends listing) now he's funny and really I don't think he's really Jesus I know that, you know that but can you imagine him on 360 OMG! He would be taken seriously there would be people asking him things and taking it not with a pinch of salt and tounge in cheek but serious!
Thats why I have to be so carefull with the posts I write for BA I know there are people who correct spelling, typos and just cannot see thats it's ment to be that way (I typo on porpose didn't you know **wink**) and that its ment to be funny

It's hard work being funny it really is and I'm not getting the time to think about things either see no comedian in this word does things off the top of his/her head its all thought about before hand the timing the wording is all done before hand it looks spontainious but it really isn't and seriously I've run out of jokes I should be writing short stories as well haven't done one for ages but its just not there any more it's all so very hard