Americas Next Top Model ...My addiction

I
am addicted to

Americas Next Top Model (ANTM)

not sure what it is, is it the beauty or is it just Jay?

( those are BOTH
Jay) well done isn't it

Maybe it’s just the photography the places or maybe it’s the reality show
aspect I’m not really sure

“Make it pretty, make a soft face, look serene” Jay says to the girl
hanging upside down from the rigging, over a

stinking river

The harness digging painfully into places it
shouldn’t, or look peaceful while the spider crawls on her face.

It maybe the strength that these girls possess, six inch heels, or even the
ten inch ones even the tight dresses the uncomfortable places the pain they
must endure to get that perfect photo or that pony trot catwalk strut,

the cold rain and
wind wearing a bikini just for some swimsuit add that won’t come out in a
magazine for months that fascinates me.

Don’t think that these models don’t have brains either because
they do, they do have to know things other than put on makeup

They have to look good all the time they have to learn other cultures

how
to behave in public how to be a person in the media spotlight, it wouldn’t
look so good if they where seen picking their nose and that picture went in a
national magazine

One thing that gets me is the difference between ANTM and the Australian
one (if you have seen it you know what I mean)

Cast of one of the Australian top Model shows

Most of the Australian models
on that show wouldn’t get past the top 18 on the American one and they go on
to win the Aussie show, by the end of the show they are still slumping still
daggy and un cultured.

They end up with a folder of photos not for a top
magazine of high fashion but more for Cosmo or even Playboy.

Americas Next Top Model is classy
and cultured and obviously ANTM has money too in the
Australian show the girls are packed in like sardines into a tiny apartment
and they sleep on bunk beds, on ANTM the girls are 2 or 3 to a room and they
get to go overseas Hong Kong, London, Thailand where did they
go on the Australian version?? ...............

Melbourne that’s not even a 4 hour trip from Sydney gee they really got to go far in the
world

Yes I am an addict addicted to ANTM why because I get to sit in the lounge
room with my blankies and a chocolate bar (if I am lucky) and escape from my
reality for a while

“Congratulations you are still in the running towards becoming America’s
next top model” - Tyra banks

This was one of my first "picture" posts I ever did and most of the pictures weren't showing up anymore so it's taken me two days to fix it up ...just hope it all works properly now

Moved things around

So anyway I've moved things around a bit here, its the same template as my Shorts
but just a little bit different as I can't get a clock anymore the link doesn't work, so the clock on my Shorts is stuck on the wrong time (its an hour fast)
Moved the animators around down to the bottom oooohhh and I've put a counter on just don't take any notice of the number the counter is the same one as what I have on my shorts it umm said that many on there, well blow getting another one I just use that one but I don't know how to set it back to zero do I, don't care though it looks good it's pretty and its got an amount on it don't care what the amount is as far as I know the number should be 10x that, flip knows and really I don't care just as long as its there
Google has bought out Feedburner so my feeds are now rolled into one if you subscribed via the atom link at the bottom of the page here your subscription now shows on my feed burner my subscribers just jumped to 6 and tastebuds to 5 whoopie!!
Oh as fire fox won't let me edit my layout I've got my blog open in IE and firefox it looks a bit squished on IE so if you see it squished its because of IE so get firefox! LoL

click that it will take you to firefox site

I'm having a rest from posting at the moment got 10 waiting as draft besides you don't want them all at once do you .. no you don't but I've been going through my posts on 360 and there where a few I decided were "keepers" so watch here and my shorts for more stories obviously older ones as they are all from 360 but I know some of you haven't seen them before.

And you know what if this dang space bar doesn't stop sticking down I'm throwing this keyboard away its a flipping nuisance, oh well at least it isn't making a space when it sticks down it's just not bouncing back up but its noisy as well, I'm surprised the bird doesn't make the noise hehehe
Any way I did have like 6 windows open just then ..wondered why there was a draft and I wonder why I have 6 readers ... you guys as mad as I am?

Oh yeah if there is anything you want to see on here umm music? I've got an Imeem as well you know or pictures got Flickr maybe adds you want add sense on here?? naa don't want that who wants adds, news maybe? Na too boring maybe videos?
I dunno need something more I think or maybe less .. I know less talk more sleep it's 1am ..I'll shut up and go to bed .. hows that

Aussie Quiz

So you want to live here? ... October 02, 2006
Australian Government
Department of Immigration and
Multicultural and Indigenous Affairs
Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to
qualify for Australian Citizenship


1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your
cattle dog?

2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you
could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In
40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues
fine.

4. How many beers in a slab?

5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.

True or False?

6. Does "yeah-nah" mean
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"

7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the
beach?

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to
England?

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it
personally?

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer
the fastest?

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for
the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

28. Is it best to take a sick day:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the football's on
c) When the cricket’s on?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?

33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?


Yes I borrowed this quiz

Some People ...

Some people think I'm mean
I'm not mean just sarcastic
Some people think I don't like them
I like them its just that I don't show it
Some people think I'm aloof
I'm not I'm shy and reserved
Some people think I'm a know it all
Well I'm not no one knows everything -- I use Google
Some people think I don't trust them
I don't .....I'm paranoid from being betrayed to many times
Some people think I'm a better speller
I'm not I use the FireFox spell checker
Some people think I'm sat here all day
I'm not I do sleep sometimes
by
© Missy A

so any way

Its almost 1am the furry thing is snoring in the bedroom the birdie is cheeping behind me (will you bloomin well shut up you dang noisy bloomin bird) thank you bird oh hello he's off again, don't you swear at me either .. he's a naughty bird.

Snore! SNORE ...argggh just excuse me while I cover it with a pillow there thats better
is ok didn't really but he has shut up and no he's not dead he's still breathing tell you what though it is one way of telling he's still alive the noise that comes out of that omg right through the wall, I sleep in a different room have to or I'm kept awake all night

Ok now I can think and it is relatively quiet I was going to talk about people online some just don't get it they really don't even if English should be their first and only language they can't read or won't read can't spell ..ok so I know I can't spell for peanuts and that's why I love firefox
built in spell checker whoopie it red underlines realy, allways and thier which I can never ever spell right

Still I can read English and understand a little of most languages, I knew Rodrigo the spammer was talking about T-Shirts before I even clicked his links camisetas personalizadas (personalized T-shirts) I knew that it didn't just look like a jumble of mixed up letters on the page

You know I can remember not being able to read and writing just looking like patterns in a book (numbers of course swirl to me) I've never had dyslexia even though both my brother and sister do, words have formed patterns for me always formed patterns, numbers swirl but words don't

I can read don't have any problems reading my reading has always been above average (we won't talk about the math skills will we no we won't) anyway I've no problems reading, seeing of course is different thing but reading no problem so to me I don't understand how someone can read one thing and get out of it a completely different thing, even my sister who can read and write totally mirrored yes hold a page up to the mirror to read it backwards has no problems understanding the written word, I know someone who's first language is Arabic who scored 109 on this IQ test would have scored more but he couldn't translate Oasis I had to give him the definition ... its a well or body of water in the middle of the dessert btw

What always gets me though is the people who read (well I'm assuming they do) a blog entry and get out of it a completely different thing than what was written or read into a block of text or a sentence something that isn't even there and I'm like "where did you even get that from?" as I read the exact same thing and didn't see that at all.

Suppose this is where the gossip comes from one person seeing one thing and another sees a different thing take the other week for example this was posted to me "why did you put that in this cretain place" now I read that as cretin of course it's not its a bad spelling of certain or curtain ???

Don't matter either way but it is lucky I'm such a nice person otherwise well I would have gone right off as it is the person who posted that is a cretin even though they don't even know the meaning of the word that is what they are and no I'm not being cruel really they are a cretin
They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind.

See told you cretin, mind numbingly annoying and idiotic person who posts to much and doesn't read ..possibly because they can't

Anyway its now 1.30am ..get off it takes a while to find links you know and I'm on MySpace and 360 as well as Warped in 4 places at once I am.... no wonder I'm so thin
So next time you find yourself behind a curtain with a cretin who can't read
bop them on the head for me please