Ice writes part 4

This is part four of "Ice writes" Ice is a stumpy tail cattle dog of medium size who's never been to dog school, so please excuse her spelling she does try though.


i talk on sizes ...June 25, 2007

somwon ask me how big i am, i not know how big i am i dog i not know about this size thing
all dog same size all dog got 4 leggs an fur an big fierce teefs efen if dey in a jar like Frostys
all dogs same size no little dog or big dog you still all dog
you want pack an food a place to sleep place too run and somethin to chase efen if it in yor dream
i not know size i try to sit on persons lap her lap shrink that wot i recon
i not haf much of tail but somtimes it knock thinks off da table da table shink too i recon one time it be high an me sit unda it now i go unda it i dots to go low so it shrink
my person she tell me she hav a dog like Buddy, like Max who lif next door he name Thunda but he die, she say he stay small like me when i was puppy, thing dey not shrink for him but he still all dog, he try to bite other boy dogs efen da girl dogs, he chace da chooks and bite dem too i say dis Thunda sound a bit naughty but he still a dog he sound like he was all dog big fierce dog but person she say he little dog that not sound right to me he big fierce brave dog i recon
but Thunda he get bit by car i recons cars are big an noisy so you gots to be carefulls with dem you watch outs for the cars i recons dey take you persons away inside of dem and dey bite you too if you not watch so you be barking and biting dem but not if dey move ok
you stay away from da movin cars they bite you dey bite you hard!!

Persons note: Dogs don't know size, Thunder (1989- 1998) was in his head a BIG dog he never tried biting a person but would try and fight any other dog no matter what size, his father was killed fighting an Alsatian, he loved chasing chickens (chooks), that's why I got into dog training to try and help me help him, never did stop him from chicken chasing but the fighting I was able to stop or he would have gone the same way as his father, sadly it was a car that never stopped that killed him I don't think the driver ever saw him.
Thunder who in his heart was as big as a horse was only a little dog, the car just went right over the top of him, he had a small mark on top of his head and that was it he just looked to be sleeping.
He was a dog that like all dogs didn't know size, he was out visiting Curly (his friend) the dog down the street at the time, wasn't supposed to but he was a big brave dog he didn't know that a dog of his size wouldn't be seen by a fast moving car at dusk.
Actually one of the things I've taught all my dogs and that's road crossing, most dogs cross at an angle mine don't they cross straight and look for cars even Thunder who used to go visit Curly all the time would cross straight (less time on the road) and look for cars but unfortunately the car was too fast, it was dusk and he was too small to be seen.

lawn mowa an stick thing .. for July 17, 2007

i not be able to get at puter person she allways on it, i put paw on her she not get off i try get on her lap she still not get off me gots to wait an wait an wait me end up go sleep me wait so long

an when me wake up dere a lawn mowa in da garden i not like lawn mowa i bark at it and you know what person do he spray me with wata from a bottle it not taste so good it taste like what dey call it lemom i think it lemom enyway it not nice wata and dey quirt me when i barks
i only barks to protect person from da lawn mowa and i gets squirted bit unfair i recons
dey gots da long stick thingy as well me think it soppossed to cut da grass like da lawn mowa but it not make da big noise da peoples dey poke it and pull it and it still not make da noise
an me not chew it eifer but me think it broke so in some part of garden da grass is taller than me
Coppa an Frosty dat WAY ova your head you get lost in da grass here me gets lost in it da person she just see my tail stick out it bit mean i recon to throw ballie into grass that bigger than my head so i loose ballie now hahaha i make person get it

Persons Note: Ice I am not getting your ball/s out of the grass you have to wait till the wipper snipper is fixed as its too high for the mower now . I know you don't like either but you will be squirted with lemon spray everytime you bark at them, besides I don't want you trying to bite the whipper snipper when its going that might be rather nasty, so spray it is.

Actually Ice is rather good at fetch, normally if the ball is in the long grass she will find and bring it back but our yard is full of these rather tall weeds they would look like trees to Copper or Frosty and they do need to be done with the "long stick" as Ice calls it only the dang thing won't start will it.
Ballie or "get the ballie" is one of Ices commands that she does know and does well

pic is a ring kneck dove --- Ice's birdy friends who live outside look like that

Ice writes part 3

This is part three of "Ice writes" Ice is a stumpy tail cattle dog of medium size who's never been to dog school, so please excuse her spelling she does try though.


me mate Coppa May 19, 2007

me gots this little mate his name is coppa he a proppa cobba is me mate coppa
he in a bit of trouble doe at the moment he bean a bit naughty well his person say he naughty
he jus been a dog, dogs do dat we doos it in purpuss hahahahaha
is funny to make person make funny face dey get all red and screwed up hehehehehe
see me is da boss here of one person and de other is me pack leader i looks up to her but him hahahaha i do what i wants with him me jump on him, me lick him he do nothing he don shout and say the N word at me the girl person she say da N word she da boss of me
me gots into trobble me upset da rubbish bin i jus laugh at his funny face but the girl person she not happy she not think it funny so i had to go do the lie on da floor thinggy for her and de sad face
coppa mate you gots to have respect for your girl person she da boss ya know she say you do, you gots to hab a pack leader her puppies not da pack leader an you a dog in da pack mate you try to be pack leader you gets into big trouble with the girl person i know it funny it very funny to make her face go funny but you don wan her to have face like that you want her to show teefs the persons not hav tail dey show teefs when they happy
you make person show teefs you make em happy you get whats you want
enny way me muss go and bark at fings now annoy girl person hehehehehe

Persons note: Ice is right dogs need a pack structure and one person must be pack leader, the dreaded N word that she won't say is NO said in a stern voice. The pack leader must be strong and say that N word strong no pandering "oh baby don't do that" but NO and SIT
You have to be the leader or your dog will just jump all over you literally and figuratively, the dog needs a pack structure it's instinctive and someone in that dogs pack must be leader or your dog will be totally unmanageable of course the dog won't care after all it will be the boss of you .
So be strong be the pack leader for your dog
Oh and it works on kids too

G'day ..June 04, 2007

Woof hi

sniff, sniff
Hi mates, see my person she gots da food in the big white box thing, but when I stick my nose in there i gets told off but my food is in dere so i recon i should be able to hav that but my person she say no, i gots to hav my food at the banging on da fence time so i not scare the persons next door when i jump up on da top of da fence is hard chooose that is, jump up and scare peoples or food me take food

Frosty my eyes are brown both of them i know because sometimes there other dog in our house, under the thing called teevee is da clear see through stuff it cover up people food bowls that they neva eat out of i not understand that the peoples got lots of bowls i hav one an i lick it clean they got lots and they dont use dem at all an sometimes dis other dog who people say is me it be there under the teevee and eyes are brown, my person she say that there are other cattle dogs kinda like me that hav one eye different colour but they not da same as me lotsa dogs all different but still dogs i recon
an Frosty you ask why my name Ice when me was very small a baby me was all white colour

see me kinda looked like ice an i know what ice is too it the white stuff that is on the grass in the winta and the stuff that i get food inside in da summa it very cold but is fun to lick and get the food out from da inside of the ice
me not all white lookin now me more silver i say silver coz it sound better than grey an my ears stick up now i not baby now but my name still Ice
my person she say that it was hard to get me to sit still then well what you expect me was a baby

i stay cool it winta here .. June 21, 2007

Staying cool?

see da things in da sky those things send down da wet stuff call rain
it the winta time here I cool all da time cept when I get to go inside den the scarywarm thing is there I not like that very much it make da noises dat I don like but no cold win blow in da house an no rain fall from da sky on me I try catch the rain but it very had to catch dat water is very fast so I bark at it da rain should go slower I recon

If me get tooo wet then I not come inside coz girl person don’ like me make artwork on da floor with my feet she say me should wipe my feet on da furmat by da door but me not do that dogs not wipe feet that silly cept wipe feet on person now dat funny

If I not ery wet I go inside an go under da desk or on da bed with the big furry man person he my toy I like too play wiff him sometimes he ly on da bed an I go ly next to him he very warm an cozy

If i can i stay inside a lot in da winta but I not mind de outside dere lotsa scary noises outside an sometimes big hard rain fall an I try catch that too but girl person she bring me inside spoil my fun she say i get hurt try too catch the big hard rain that like me it ice but i not get hurt i tough

Persons note: Ice is scared of a lot of things the heater, noises from the cemetery (tractors moving soil), footballs against the fence, riding in the car, the car starting and lawnmowers and thunder even in the house she has to be on the lead but she does get treats every time the thunder booms and she sits still and doesn’t bark. Not being so scared is an on going thing with Ice even a click from the heater will have her so scared she won’t even come in the room.
Being scared is part of why she barks, flight or fight she’s tough and chooses fight or bark at the noise
Ice can jump 6 feet into the air (that’s 2x her height) with a run up and at least 4 foot straight up if I don’t bring her inside when there is a thunderstorm it looks like the whole back yard is a trampoline we should have called her Tigger because she does love to bounce and jump

Ice writes part 2

This is part two of "Ice writes" Ice is a stumpy tail cattle dog of medium size who's never been to dog school, so please excuse her spelling she does try though.


Coat? No way.. March 28, 2007

Hey woof

See that , that is picture of Linda my girl person talks of Linda how smart Linda is, Linda went to dog school and won prizes I not have any prizes I not go to school eifer that why me not write so good
Me is big dog I come up to knee Linda only half size of me she small hehehehe
she get wet on the belly when it rain hahaha I not get wet only paws get wet I not have to wear coat eifer Linda wear coat and my girl person tell me Linda have red nitted sweata
Dog look funny in sweata hahaha

Ok Ice you've been typing for an hour thats enough you can type more later ok
Linda lives in South Australia with her own girl, a rescue dog from the Animal Welfare League she's 7 now but when she first arrived she was only 4 months old and half the size that a 4 month old Mini Fox Terrier X should be I think she only weighed 2kg and should have been 4kg even still she was allmost the same size as Thunder the Mini Foxi that had been hit by a car about 2 months before, Thunder was tiny his coat was too small for her.
Linda has some Dashound and is long and tall compared to Thunder who was short and stocky like a Fox Terrier should be.
Both dogs got wet bellies when it rained and neither would go out even into the backyard in the winter without coat . When Linda did her dog school on Saturday mornings she wore both a sweater and a coat in the winter time otherwize there would just be a shivering lump of tiny dog not a bright obedient attentive student sat there with all the other dogs

Poor Ice there isn't a dog training school anywhere near here but I think she's trying to teach Lyon the lion a few things

That a very big dog ... April 06, 2007

See dat ?
I saw one of doez things last week, think it a dog but it a verrry big dog it saw me and it run around a bit then come closa to me it not smell like a dog and it tall as my person but it have 4 legs like me an it have a long tail I not have long tail but I noe other dogs have long tail
I want to go unda da fence and run with it as that look like lots of fun but my person she say no, she say it house? no horse it not be house coz it don't look like I can get in it beside it not have a door and house not have 4 legs eifer that silly
I bark at it only once tho coz my person she say not to, she say I scare it now that even sillier how I scare that it way bigga than me, my person she is silly

I not noe much of these things called horses and cows my person she say dogs like me they help wid the cows and people sit on the horse my person silly those things big how little dog help with cow? Why person sit on this horse ?
peoples are strange but is ok they haf food an as long as dey haf food is ok wif me

I still not know what dis horse animal is not really

keeef .. April 09, 2007

me took my peoples to go see keeef he not come round here to my house for long time so we go see him, keef a bit scary but me like keeef he ok for a person who don't give me food
keeef look funny now he haf 4 legs now he haf two legs that are bright and shiny and he haf one that is verry smooth an one that look like normal persons leg
keeef have a chair that have big wheeels on the side too and when he sit on it he only have one leg keeef very clever now he can put 3 legs away me not be able to do that

my person she tell me that keeef have dis thing called diabeties and he not really have 4 legs he really haf only 1 leg now and his other leg is gone but peoples they not like dogs if a dog loose a leg they haf 3 more but peoples they fall ova so keeef has to have some extra legs to help him stand up so now me like keef a bit more he a littel bit like a person but bit like a dog too

Persons note: Ice liked Keith before, she used to try and jump all over him like she does with everyone but she was a little bit scared of his crutches so she just sat down and looked at him. Poor dog hasn't seen him in months she was little confused about him I think she thought he had grown extra legs
He lost his leg just under the knee 8 months ago due to diabetic complications and has only just this last couple of weeks started walking around on "4 legs" as Ice says, it's fantastic to see him up and about again

Ice writes part 1

This is part one of "Ice writes" Ice is a stumpy tail cattle dog of medium size who's never been to dog school, so please excuse her spelling she does try though.

My silly person made me a Canada 360 page I don't live in canada there are mice or is that mooses there I don't like mooses. I like flies like catch a fly one day but they allways too fast
I can catch the washing though can you see me thats me next to the lion he liek one of those cat things but he do not move I hide next to lion and get washing off clothes line when girl person not looking she get mad but I get it though washing much easier to catch than fly
I like people when they have food no cabbage that silly I like bones an dogg food and egg
I like to make noises my person tell me I snore I not snore he does when he snore I lick his elbows
Ah yes elbows I love elbows he not have to be snoring for me to lick his elbows me love elbows, did I say I liked elbows?
I not like cars though they too noisy for me big noisys and my peoples they get in the car and go away but not take me that good coz cars are scary and no where to hide in them I do not like it when they goes in the car coz the car scares me
I do not like the big noises the sky make either it make big noise and make light sometimes so I go inside then and go under girl person who give me food I go under her desk sometimes I try to sit on her lap still like when i was little puppy but I a bit big now
I like to dig holes one day I dig to china and go laugh at little dogs that live there

Ice go now person got food and maybe play with toy I show you toy later not today

Ice talks about Human training .. March 25, 2007

Human training tips

Human training can be slightly difficult sometimes, the smaller humans are easy to train they can be trained to carry food very easily and most always have a biscuit or a cookie in their paws, said biscuit or cookie will most times be given to you voluntarily on the part of the smaller human, just get close enough and they will give it to you. The larger human is lightly harder to train for this you must do tricks for them at least they will think you are doing tricks for them in fact they are performing for you.

Look them in eyes make the sad face and your human will perform for you

They can be trained to open cans, get out the walking leach so you can take them for a walk even produce feet and elbows to lick

So dogs of the world get out your trained human and get them to press down on the bumpy thing in front of the small television they like to sit at so much and get them to do the thing they call typing, sit on thier feet or lap till they get it right

360 Superstars ... April 20, 2007

360 Superstars ... April 20, 2007

I've been at this ALL day phew

good thing I already had some saved

Remember you can click on the images and grab yours from the slideshow as they come up

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Twilight Zone

A three sixty re-post ..starting with this one as its most recent

You are in the Mall and you want to know where the canned beans are so you go to the ‘canned goods’ office and knock on the door but there is no answer there, the door seems to be locked a huge mark in the door above the handle suggests that quite a few others have been knocking on the same door, a pile of letters and notices are shoved under the door some date back months, post-it notes of all different colours cover it saying “When are you going to come back?” It looks like you aren’t going to get any information about canned goods today.
Next door to the ‘canned goods’ office the ‘vegetable section’ the door is open, the phone is ringing hot, quite a few other people are in there asking questions about vegetables, so you find someone thinking they all work for the Mall they should be able to answer my question

and you ask them ‘the canned goods office is closed can I get help please’ but they turn their back on you and walk away, so you ask again this time with another person, they too walk away, you try another and another every single one turns away.
So you start yelling “I need some help here”, you stamp your feet, pick a stapler up from a desk and throw it at the wall the crash makes a few look around but they only pick up phones and call security, the security guard hauls you away and shoves you out of the back door of the Mall you land on a pile of others all muttering “I only wanted a question answered”

Meanwhile the canned goods staff who where hiding in the back of the vegetable section all start giggling and one says to the other “there goes another one, you think if we hide here long enough they will forget all about canned goods altogether”

Another stifles a laugh saying “maybe we should put up a big sign on our door, telling them not to annoy the vegetable section” and the first one says “No that would be so mean, they might think we are still in there …oh come on lets do it”
So the canned goods department wait till no customers are around grab a big black marker and write “Do not ask the vegetable section” on the door, they don’t even bother to tear down the post it notes just write over them, they then wait at the back of the vegetable department watching on the Mall closed circuit camera system as a line forms outside the canned goods section

The laughing could be heard for miles

so vain -- 360 re-post

You are so vain

Red7 writes this “Do you not think we can't see you commenting again on mutual friends blogs?” Well its not so much that you see them commenting but it’s the ones that totally ignore you those are the ones that peeve me, I mean you comment first on a blog they comment after you what they blogblind or something they didn’t see you ?

Then of course there are the friend stealers, someone sees you with certain friends and they go out of their way to steal them off you, I’ve seen it happen almost like its “I’m a much better friend than they are, look I can post 10 comments to you I pay you more attention, have me instead of stinky old them, delete them you don’t want them”

Those people aggravate me I feel like saying here have my flipping friends take them you want them so bad take them!

I’m not talking about the pigs of 360° either the ones that really you do not want on your list and you don’t want them on your friends lists either, you know the ones the ones who make the bile come up when you see a comment from them on a friends page but what can you do you can’t tell people who to have as a friend.

If I deleted everyone who had a certain person on their list who I don’t like I wouldn’t have anyone left but of course that’s probably what they want me to do

This song is for them

Hair ... April 28, 2007

Hair ... April 28, 2007

Oh no now I have to go look for a song hang on brb

No not Choke Me Spank Me Pull My Hair by Xzbbit

This isn't the song I wanted either but great song anyway



I am not my hair -India Arie

This is just to show Yardy what my hair looks like unbrushed

(still a bit wet though, just washed it today)

And now for brushed yes I actually brushed my hair well it takes me a full on 10 minutes and my arms get sore

I know it's blond on the end but it allways does that that's natural that is, when my hair is short it's dark and straight when its long its wavy and blond

I need a hair cut don't ya think? Maybe I could sell it?

Sign Here April 27, 2007

And now for a real post .....April 27, 2007

Don't worry if the legal speak confuses you, there's a plain English translation at the bottom

Sign this disclaimer

I the friend being of sound mind and body declare that I will comment as often if not more than needed on either quick comment section and/or blog post when and if I read it.

Being the party of the second part I declare my face the sole responsibility of the blog owner to be photo shopped onto any body that the party of the first part that being the afore said friend of which I am a friend of to which I am signing my life and fortune away too. The party of the first part that being the blog owner will not Photoshop anyone who is not on the aforesaid friends list without permission

I therefore declare that I being the afore said friend that I will be funny, sad, maudlin and/or depressed, confusing and mind-blowing and may often in pure fits of just plain enjoyment laugh out loud at myself if not at and including others to which I am connected to.

I being the friend of which the party of the first part is connected to reserves the right to delete and re-add up to and including the number of three after the number of three the right of refusal of the add request is hereby given.

The party of the first part reserves the right to delete and refuse admission to this blog of any person mentioned or not mentioned who in a time of absolute mind numbing idiocy sends sparkly pictures over the size of five hundred by five hundred pixels wide to the Blogger in questions mail box

The party of the second part that being the blog friend in question shall at it’s own digression add or delete as many or as few people to his/her own list as they may so wish the party of the first part hold no responsibility for the second parties friends nor can they at any time make the excuse that a thrice connected friend is connected to and above or beside them and decide to delete for that reason only. Each party in question shall take responsibility for their own friend lists and can not tell another to delete, they may under certain circumstances warn of immediate or imminent danger but force or coercion must never come into the equation. Neither should race or sexual preference be a reason for deletion

The time zone of the party of the first part will and in most cases be at least if not more than eighteen hours in the future, this can and will be used ahead of time for hilarity, typing mistakes and/or sleeping whichever comes first, the party of the first part takes no responsibility for sleep blogging and/or commenting

The party of the second part will be held responsible if they see anything posted on another blog page including their own that includes the party of the first part that being the blog owner that portrays them in a good way. The party of the first part wishes to know if they are linked or need to participate in said blog. The blog owner does not wish to know if there is anything bad or derogative said against them this will be found and dealt with accordingly by them and them alone

Please sign here ______




In plain English.
You as a friend give me permission to use your head but only your head to Photoshop onto any celebrities body

Don’t send me huge pictures

Delete me once, twice but three times you might just not get back unless you are just a Big NPITA (that’s a secret code word)

Comment as much or as little as you want as long as you do

Laugh or I’ll slap you on the head with a wet banana

I don’t care who you have as a friend neither should you care who I have, you can tell me what a person is like you can warn me and others. If I choose to have a black gay Asian elephant on my list, I can! It’s my list as a matter of fact I have a dog, a budgerigar, a hornet a whole circus and a frog as well as lesbians and gay guys and a teddy bear and some with a very good tan. You can inform me if I have a moron on my list but I can make my own mind up who to add and who to delete I’m big and hairy enough to make my own decisions and so are you

I’m ahead of you in time you sleep I’m awake and vice versa so don’t expect me to be coherent at my 5am and I won’t expect it from you


Tell me if something good has been said about me, but not if it’s bad please honestly I don’t want to know

Sign here______

parallels .... April 26, 2007

Parallels

Somewhere in the world we have a twin, someone who looks just like us its a known fact it happens, or maybe someone has the exact same name as you or you get mistaken for someone else

I was once I was riding my bike home from school and got a flat tire so I pulled into a service station and the attendant was adamant that I was this girl in the newspaper he even showed me the paper of course she wasn’t me but she did look just like me.

Sometimes people have the same personalities as someone else maybe they type the same or have the exact same things happen to them now in real life you can tell these people apart but online it’s difficult.

Some confuse Missy with me because our names are the same, I get Tiff and Tigga muddled up because of the T.

Now my last entry was true but it wasn’t about anyone around on 360° not anymore or anyone connected to you she just parallels someone you do know, maybe she just stole her ideas from her, maybe it’s just a coincidence that their daughters look alike, their husbands both died and their bothers died in a nasty car accident but I can tell you that they aren’t the same person I know this I’ve heard them both speak the voices are different but they did once have each other as 360° friends and yes they are so similar that you would mistake one for the other.

Even identical twins can be different in certain ways but somewhere in the world there is a person just like you scary thought isn’t it.

Oh and just for a bit of fun here is a video for you to highlight the fact that yes you never really know who you are talking to online they could just be the same person under different ID’s using multiple computers you just never know and yes I know someone else who shall remain unnamed and unlinked has this same video on their blog.... where do you think I got it from I do have a look around 360° sometimes you know

Well someone did ask ..... April 14,

Well someone did ask ..... April 14, 2007

I'm not gay I'm just very happy

You scored as Lesbian. Lesbian 95% Bisexual 90% Straight 70% Gay 65% Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian? created with QuizFarm.com

I do like girls though but hey you knew that

rumours April 11, 2007 .. inc. comments

rumours April 11, 2007

Why the song? ask Miss Interupted

Tonight I'm asking a couple of simple questions

Have you heard any rumours about me?

What are they?

Don't have to tell who told it just what the rumour is.


Comments
(26 total)

* Me Ag…- Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 01:35am (EST)
hey 360 gimmie my song back dammit
you ate it didn't you grrrrr


* Yardy -Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 10:41am (CDT)
I haven't heard anything about you that you haven't already mentioned in this blog or the other one before.


* Bert.…Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 10:43am (CDT)
No, I haven't heard any rumors abut you, but - "what are they?", someone tell me.

* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 01:44am (EST)
I heard that yahoo likes to eat my music ... that one is true I made it spit it back though
Oh come on I'm a witch or a slob or a dried up old buiscuit ?? geeze anything will do

* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 01:46am (EST)
oh Bert are you a capon? I heard someone say you where

* Heath…Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 11:48am (EDT)
Um...I heard that you were a dark and mysterious and deeply depressed...thinking of turning EMO...or was that WACKO...


* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 01:56am (EST)
an Emu?
Well I am tall and I can't fly either ... Oh EMO na way too old to be EMO
and I'm not that depressed just a bit of a concavity


* Heath…Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 12:02pm (EDT)
concavity-had to look that one up...:P

* Yardy ..Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 11:04am (CDT)
LOL @ Emu!

* Daisy...Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 11:59am (CDT)
I heard that you're a famous rock star incognito in the online world... You know, just what I heard...


* red74…Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 12:22pm (CDT)
I heard that someone was worried that you didn't like them or were mad at them and they are sad about it. But I haven't heard anything derogatory about you. I kind of like you myself.

* SB's …Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 12:55pm (CDT)
Haven't heard nayting over here in Knox, Indiana USA....
Maybe if you bribe the guilty party with chocolate BILBIES, that's what they are(DOH!)
Ya, that's it, maybe you have mountains and mountains of chocolate bilbies and you won't share them with us and some one said,"Oh look at Missy over there and all her chocolate bilbies, I wonder if she's going to share....." Or something like that...hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
Have a great evening, night, day or what ever it isout there
OH YA, Which way does the water go down your toilet? Clockwise or Counterclock wise?
Come on, don't tell me you've never wondered...lol



* SB's …Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 12:56pm (CDT)
*wonders if Missy secretly plays "guitar hereo 2"....Ya, maybe that's the secret.....lol
* SB's …Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 12:56pm (CDT)
What's a "capon"?


* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 10:19am (EST)
Daisy* yes I'm Marianne Faithfull no wait isn't she dead?
SB**
I've explained this before, we have less water in ours, it doesn't just swirl down like yours does the water comes in from the top kinda like a waterfall
I don't even have a Playstation
A capon is a castrated rooster
Red** I just got up, still too grumpy I'll answer that when I'm not so grumpy, yes I know it's 10am here but even sleeping in the spare room I'm still managing to get woken up all through the night


* Zusiqu...Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 08:27pm (CDT)
I heard you were Mick Jagger's secret lover.

* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 11:35am (EST)
he was ancient when I was born ... I ain't THAT old


* Red D…Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 09:04pm (CDT)
Something about an accent...


* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 12:22pm (EST)
Bawb**I don't have an accent I was told it was you that have the accent
Red**
Well I checked the grumpy meter and its low now
and yep that one may be true then again a lot don't like me so I'm allowed to not like a few
The 'don't like' level on that person is actually a more of a 4/10 but others have more like a 9/10
does that make sence?


* Atari…Tuesday April 10, 2007 - 10:54pm (CDT)
I heard that you care alot about friends, and that you work as a "Dominatrix" for a widely known Breakfast Cereal Company that has paid in advance for 10 more years. But then again, I hear alot, these damn voices!!!!


* ?ddo-…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 12:22am (EDT)
I've heard no rumors. Is that good?
I sometimes wonder that about me, but that's just looking for problems. Why bother?


* Me Ag…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 02:32pm (EST)
Eddo I heard that you are a bit of a nerd ... a naked nerd?
but I think we are ALL nerds
I mean what do nerds do?
Sit at computers ... so there you go we are ALL nerds

* ?PLAY…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 05:13am (EDT)
whoa

* Santu…Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 04:54pm (IST)

not much yet but i think it had some thing to do with Aussie Idol? You gonna host that?


* SB's …Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 02:22pm (CDT)
I'm on your "Don't like meter"?!
*gasp*....


* Me Ag…Thursday April 12, 2007 - 10:36am (EST)
you are NOT on the 'don't like' scale SB

You want a B*TCH?? for April 05, 2007

You want a B*TCH?? for April 05, 2007

Bitch

I can be and will be a down and out nasty b*tch when I want to be .. don’t like it delete me

It’s like 1am

And yes I have got the sh*ts up, big time it’s been building this has and no kidding have I wanted to go off at these two, don’t like them, won’t like them!

Got the sh*ts up with two worms, slimy cunning little creatures, that have their own agenda. Think I don’t like you huh? I know that’s what you think well guess what it’s true I don’t like you I don’t like your sneaky snide little comments pretending to be peoples friends when you aren’t. Talking about their other friends saying things about them behind their backs I know you do it, I get told. I’m not that far under this rock you know and I’m not the idiot that you think I am either. I don’t like you in fact the more I see of you the more I dislike you, seeing your oh so cute little face makes me dry-retch
Totally you sh*t me right off
Story time is not the word with you, more like full on Gone With The Wind, no one here is your best friend you are too clingy and needy for that

I may be nice to the people I like, the people who I’ve stuck by through their in’s and out’s these last almost two years, I may play with them and give them a poke in the ribs occasionally but when you have known a person as long as I’ve known these people you can. You two slimy creatures don’t have that option I’m watching you play your games, I’m watching you get under peoples skin like some corrupt insect larvae, a parasite waiting to hatch they may not see the red welt you will leave but I can, I can see it already
Slimy disgusting parasites of 360° that’s what you are and I don’t like you

Note: I am not talking about anyone on MY list but these people are connected to me wish they weren’t then they wouldn’t make me feel so damn sick every time I see them

Blogging for the Blogblind ... April 03, 2007

Blogging for the Blogblind ... April 03, 2007

Press Play

Blogging for the Blogblind

With so much going on in our crazy little 360° lives we don’t have much time to actually sit there and read a long entry, do we ? No we don’t so what do we do? We skim of course we do of course if you skim you don’t always “get” the entry.

So I’m not only typing this out but you can hear me read it to you as well, which means you can go away ..and read somewhere else while I am talking oh no you can’t get back here! I’m talking here.

What I’ve done is recorded this entry on my new toy All Sound Recorder and uploaded it to Imeem as my file server links seem to be broken some work some don’t, File Den is accessible now but it wasn’t yesterday, all my files are still there and some are working but hostmyfile the whole site has just disappeared on me gone *poof* which is just great NOT.

Anyway I had a look at the terms and conditions on Imeem and your Mp3’s and videos that you upload should be yours soooooo if I’m uploading my own recording I should be right of course I could always sing the entry .. no I think not.

I could speak in an American accent just so the Americans feel at home how’s that? I won’t do Swedish because I’ll sound like the Swedish chef crossed with Gonzo

Anyway this is Missy A’s spoken blog entry for dang what month is it April that’s right

Now I want you to do a spoken entry come on you can do it I know you can

Blommented .... March 23, 2007

I Blommented .... March 23, 2007

Ok so I blommented allmost filled the box right up, was up to 3500+ characters
Thats the biggest blomment I've ever written
Blomment Definition - A comment so long that it is a blog post in itself

Seriously you won't get them often from me and if I do one I save it after all its on Notepad anyway, sometimes I'll even do them on Word depends if I have Word open at the time at least the spulink will be correct on Word
Anyway here's my blomment (not all of it though)

If you post a blog without names the wrong person thinks its about them so yeah you end up doing nothing at all but end up watching people fighting in blasts, arguing with each other trying your darndest to stay friends with both, end up deleting both because its the arguing that you can't stand.
Loose some great fantastic people because of someone else
That's what makes me angry why the hell should I loose MY friends when it ain't my fault?
Not my fault that [insert name here] is a moron/flamer/copier/bully/insecure/backstabber/trouble causer can go on but you get the point, you can put a few names there too. Some might even put my name frig it I don't know.
But is it my fault that I am loosing friends over this? There is only one person who I don't like, don't trust as far as I can throw her but do I give a damn that she is on other peoples lists NO I don't and its up to them to find out what she's like I've told them once and once is enough.

Think about it how old are we as a collective entity? Take that group of people the friends of friends all involved in this and they are involved because they are connected thats something that you can't go past, how old is everyone? The mean age of all the people involved in this what is it anyway 10? No its more like 35 yet they are/we are acting like 10 year olds!

See told you it was a blog post by itself that's what you call a blomment I don't do them often because I can't type fast enough .. read this slow I typed it slow LoL
Just goes to prove that I'm not so totally evil but in some ways I am ......


wait for it



.................... a slightly twisted sheep



How evil are you?

How evil are you?

Stereotypes

Stereotypes

What is it about putting people into the little boxes that we love so well?

See I am originally from England (Yorkshire) and I get told to wash because people from England or Pommies don’t wash

I get asked because I live in Australia if we keep a kangaroo as a pet or I’ll get “You have Subway there?” or the one person who totally believed we live so far in the outback that our modem is solar powered

All …

Americans wear loud Hawaiian shirts, carry a camera everywhere and are extremely obnoxious

Mexicans wear sombreros and sleep a lot

American Indians are lazy

The Asians if they break into your house will tidy up and do your homework

New Zealanders love sheep and I mean they really love sheep

The French are arrogant

Germans are bossy and drink beer while wearing hats with tiny feathers and like to have shooting festivals

Swedish people are blond and like to sing

The Jews have all the money

Catholics have hundreds of children

The Protestants will blow you up

Gays carry murses and are effeminate

Lesbians are butch and ride Harleys

Blonds are stupid

Blacks will steal your car stereo

Aboriginals carry spears whilst drinking out of flagons by the riverbank

Adelaideians are snobby

Melbournites like horse racing

Housewives are bored and do nothing

That’s just a few of the stereotypes I can think of none of them true of course, even though Eddo does have a murse and a lot of you Americans do carry your cameras everywhere you are no more obnoxious than any other person, not lazier or richer or any of the above

Those are stereotypes and until we get our heads around the fact that those stereotypes do not exist, the world will stay as it is.

Disclaimer: This post is NOT meant to offend, if you find it offensive you haven’t read it properly

The Swan Vs Trinny and Susanna

The Swan Vs Trinny and Susanna

Maybe you have heard of The Swan you might even have heard of What not to wear

Both make some definite transformations but one does it without the need for cosmetic surgery. No cutting involved with these girls Trinny and Susanna do a complete transformation in a week, doesn’t take them six weeks the women have a say in what goes on (well kind of) Want to know what not to wear yourself ? Go Here

No pageants no crowns no prizes but the women that Trinny and Susanna make over go home feeling good about themselves every single one goes home feeling great

Click pic for more

The Swan disgusts me in a way mostly all those women need is self confidence, they would get that with a better wardrobe and maybe a haircut and that’s it but what do they do on the show ? A full panel of so called experts go about remodelling these women from head to toe its more like Pimp my ride than a makeover story



The horrible thing about The Swan is that they not only go through all the surgery but at the end of it compete in a beauty pageant to be crowned the ultimate Swan where the most altered **cough ahem** sorry most beautiful is crowned.

How cruel is that to the losers though? "Sorry but we did all we could, snipped here tucked here but you still aren't beautiful enough so go home" I don't think that would do much for their self esteem . Go home and sit in the dark and cry well I would anyway

The one thing about The Swan TV show that is good, it restored the hearing of one woman by giving her a bionic ear and many others have had laser surgery on their eyes so never have to wear glasses ever again

I would rather be made over by Trinny and Susanna though and they make over men as well, bit like Queer eye for the straight guy does

What would you rather have ? The girls, the fab 5 or get Swaned?

Dangerous

Dangerous

A new Australian drama airing here on Austar only, not free too air TV apparently too gritty and dangerous to be shown on free-to-air television

Dangerous

View Series trailer here <--- Watch this

First ten minutes of part one of the series on a You Tube video same user has the rest of part one in another four 10 minute videos

Warning - contains strong language
Update: Unfortunately ALL of that users videos have been removed and they where the only person who had Dangerous videos the series trailer link still works though

Produced by Southern Star (Flying Doctors, McLeod’s Daughters and Blue Heelers)

And starring Khan Chittenden (Blue Water High) and Brooke Satchwell (Neighbours, White Collar Blue)

The producers blurb -

“Dangerous is an explosive action series, a 'Romeo and Juliet' story with a tale of forbidden love, set against the culturally diverse backgrounds of western suburbs street crime and the affluence of Sydney's eastern suburbs. The eight-part, one-hour series will break new ground for Australian drama, exploring youth culture like never before, including taboo subjects including the underground world of drag racing and ram-raiding."

Sandra McLean of The Courier-Mail writes
”Producers of a new Australian television drama highlighting ram-raiding and drag racing are bracing themselves for protests from road safety campaigners and police”

Now for my say about Dangerous, it will be glamorizing street racing, it will be saying too kids “yeah go out and steal cars, use them too ram raid shops and set them on fire yeah go do that it’s exciting they do it on TV they don’t get caught no one gets killed its fun!”

Life is not a video game it’s not Need for Speed neither is it a movie life isn’t The Fast and the Furious, you don’t actually get killed in a video game.

Even on Wikapedia it only says “it contains stronger material than most Australian programs - regular coarse language, drug use and sexual references.” And mentions the cars because the cars are important aren’t they you can’t race without the fast cars

I don’t know about you but I think making things alluring too young people specially things like ram raiding and stealing cars on a TV show is a stupid idea, don’t the producers realize that the “Romeo and Juliet” angle has been done before many times before and all they will be doing is encouraging young people too go out and commit crimes and drive fast.

One of the young stars of the show says “I got too drive a fast car, that was so cool” The advertising for the show portrays it as fun and excitement, now you tell me how stealing cars is fun and why is ram raiding so cool?
If the Seven network was so concerned about falling ratings why put on a show like this, yes they will get their publicity but it will be bad publicity especially when some young teen, copying the shows stars gets killed on the road

The only way too stop the young copying them would be too kill off a cast member in every episode, big car crash explosive action and someone dies you don’t say “hey that’s fun” when some one dies. That would be the only way, Dangerous the TV show is a bad idea a very bad idea

More links

Live dangerously .com (sound is loud)
Australian TV information guide
Southern Star Group - Dangerous

Edit: The really annoying thing -- Alias has replaced Prison Break in the 7.30pm time slot on a Thursday night and Dangerous has replaced Lost on a Sunday night
Our TV channels are hopeless