Thursday, January 29, 2009

or what?

Went down to Woolies and got mince, fritz or devon as they call it here in New South if I was in Essay still I coulda gone a Frog Cake havta watch out for Stobie Poles down there but and it’s thowsand kays so na leave the Frog Cakes ‘sides is a bit of a cooker the roos are sweating and the gums are droopin but
Nextdoorbutone his dog is sat on the back of his ute aliceis sat there, is ok ‘e likes it ya woulda thawt e’d be undaneef but na sat in the sun jus’ goes ta prove the old sayin’ mad dogs an pommies huh but
Ya know a should get the victor out and do that lawn is full a bindies anyway but still some grass not so green now but

Dang it I can’t do it any more aren’t you lucky, lucky I don’t type like that all the time and end my sentences in the word “but” is a South Australian thing that is got thrown off one site when I was first online for doing that *doh* it’s but (one T) not butt
So ya need a translation for that top bit or what but?
hehehe I'm gunna be mean and make you go Google em

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Age test

Age test ..lets see how old you all are

Where you born before or after the year 1993?
[yes] or [no]
Did you watch colour or black and white TV when you where a small child ?
[yes] or [no]
iz txting da geet test? Did you understand that sentance?
[yes] or [no]
Do you live with your mother or father or both?
[yes] or [no]
Do you have a drivers licence, can you if you don't have one get one tomorrow?
[yes] or [no]
Have you allways your entire life had access to a computer or have you only had access in the last few years?
[yes] or [no]
Have you ever had a Hoola Hoop, do you know what one is?
[yes] or [no]
Do you have children of your own?
[yes] or [no]
Do you love glitter and sending people glitter or posting large images on pages?
[yes] or [no]
Do you have a MySpace, a Facebook, a Bebo, a Friendster and a Multiply are all your friends on those in the same school as you?
[yes] or [no]

If you answered yes to most of those .. what am I your mother ?
I'm twice your age what are you doing here go find some kids your own age to play with or txt

If you answered no to most of those looks like you are an old person just like me

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

10 thought tuesday

hardly ever do those .. no never do so yeah seeing as I'm up and kinda half awake might as well .. don't worry I'm going back to bed in a bit before it gets too light to sleep

1. Should I be defragging while AVG is running possibly not but I am

2. Should I be here and not asleep possibly not but I am

3. Why did I think it was Feb 14th tomorrow?

4. OK fess up who ate my Vegemite? I found the jar shoved right at the back of te cupboard half gone the neice was here she did make 1 sandwitch but shoot that much dang ... kill ya self eating that much at once

5. Why do some people when you are trying to get into the supermarket walk slow can't they see they are making a nuisance of themselves? No kidding this lot couldn't have walked any slower if they tried

6.Why is it when you get a bindy they allways stick in the softest part of your foot?
Ok who's going to ask "what's a bindy?"

7. Why did I get an invite that says 'thanks" .. what did I do this time? Actuallly I posted on thier page ..thank you for what?

8.Why is it so hot ? I blame the cows it's the methane, actually blame Mc Donalds they get third world countries to produce cows for meat patties so I blame Maccas for global warming

9.Why is the dog under my desk its 5.30am .. dog go to bed I'll run you over with the computer chair wheels again like I did earlier on

10. why am I yawning? oh yeah 5.30am got up at 3am because it was so hot should go back to bed actually

Thursday, January 1, 2009

things I haven't done since last year

Haven't done the dishes
Haven't vacc'ed the floor
Haven't mowed the lawn
Haven't made the bed
Haven't fed the dog <----- SPCA be after me for that one

and the worst one of all I haven't had a shower since last year either

(date and time of posting 12.20AM Jan 1st 2009)

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