I am not an elf

Had to pause Adblocker because some things just wont work with it on and of course forgot to turn it back on , go back to Facethingy and some add comes up wanting me to play a game called Elvenar for "nature lovers in harmony with everything - the hippies of every fantasy world" 
Obviously Facethingy thinks I'm a nature loving hippy elf , yep yep an almost 6 foot elf , it only picked up that I was short because I mentioned that I was too short to get to the middle of the roof of the car when I was washing it and needed high heels , good thing it didn't pick up about me thinking when I was washing the car about the bikini clad girls who wash cars doing so in said heels so they CAN reach
I mean why else would you wear heels when washing your car?

Yes so it did get some of it right the nature loving hippie part but I am not short , if I was short the floor would be closer when I drop something , no one would ask me to reach stuff , broom handles would be as tall as me , lawn mowers would have the right size handles and it wouldn't hurt my back getting something out of the crisper in the bottom of the fridge.
Look I feel for short people I really do and most are shorter than me had someone ask if the hat they was wearing looked ok , yep sure it does I can only see the top of it you look like a mushroom but yep looks ok from here. 

Oh yes I must tell you a lion has gone missing, if you see a 30+ kilo white painted concrete lion tell the person that has it that they can have its friend ( as they come in pairs ) IF they can swim the river here with its friend tied to their back .

Photo of missing lion

Just went to tag this and I tell you what some strange words appear in previous tags that's possibly because I am strange but not an elf 

too ball or not to ball this is the question

I can’t stand attention seekers, whiney whinging all the time about how “sick” they are or “how much pain” they are in a Dr Smith voice.

Like no one else in the world is as sick as they are, on their death bed moaning and crying on Monday but miraculously up and about at the theme park on Wednesday come on.

Then  there are the ones that are on a health ‘thing’ yet are perpetually drinking alcohol and then of course you get the “ohhhh I feel sick” the next day, funny that hmmm I wonder why?

Really you’d think some of the folks on Facebook are alcoholics dying of some terrible disease that’s when they aren't playing games till 3am and complaining that they can’t sleep.

Meh, I can’t sleep without pain killers had  migraine ‘stars’ earlier on as well but I don’t whine about it.

Yeah sure its midnight here and I’m typing this, my back between my shoulder blades is killing me BUT I did mow the lawn and trim bushes today and dig a garden bed yesterday, got a dentist appointment tomorrow and working at Vinnes on Thursday.

Next door neighbour is being an arrogant antagonistic thingy [naughty bad word] again but not to us this time to the neighbours on the other side of him, saying they are stealing his kids balls (same as he said we was) same balls that come flying over the fence at regular intervals, no names on them which we throw back.

Only some get lost in the process hence they are in his eyes “stolen”

What I really want to do is get everyone in the Cul-de-sac to buy a few tennis balls and throw them on his lawn maybe a few thrown by passing cars into the backyard, Now that would be funny, not for us though because even though there possibly would be a few dozen balls it would be us that would get the blame for it, we’d get the police called out on us because well he didn’t have any balls so some nice people gave him some.

Wouldn’t be Balls to the Wall it would be balls on his lawn hehehe

And at that because I can feel my head starting to throb I will post this and take two aspro and see you in the morning.

Swearing

Yes I do it, come on we all say a swear at some time or another but I don't want to read swear words specially in names of Facebook pages
 I shall put a star as really we don't need to see them
Anyway pages like this one " I'm gunna f*ck your girlfriend" or "you are all f*cked" I've seen them without the star for a U even worse the C word in a name of a page for flips sake WHY?
There is no reason to swear when there are plenty of other words, like flip for instance that we can use
of course "I'm going to flip your girlfriend" wouldn't sound quite the same now would it?
How about fak, flowers or fork? Almost sounds the same that one fork, fork fork!

Yes I realise swearing has become part of our language, I'm not that much of a prude and yes I know some of you will be calling me one but there are items we can use like stars and or shock horror a thesaurus, no that's not a dinosaur it shows you other words that mean the same and seeing as most swear words are in the dictionary now they do have "other" words that mean the same you can use.
Look you can swear in print if you want in comments its unnecessary but really to name your PAGE with a swear word in it why?
I don't see why the fork you would want to name your page something thats going to offend a pile of people.
Might get a little girly gigglesnort out of some of the young ones the Beiber fans ""o0ohh he said bottom hehehe giggle".. how old are you anyway ten?
Might get some under educated lot thinking its funny.. sorry it's not funny, just makes you look dumb because you don't know any other words to put in place of the swear.

If I drop a heavy object on my foot I can assure you I wont say FORK but a Facebook page isn't a heavy object on my foot .... one with swearing as a name is just a blot on my screen!

Bit of quiet time

Don't normally get any quiet time but it is at the moment not sure how long it will last may have to type faster
Stuck another post up on Taste Buds Tuna Bake this time one of my daughters favorites she should be able to do this one herself now being all chef like

oh no he's back told you it wouldn't last .. 2 minutes I got
He did bring me a hot sausage roll though , so just excuse me while I eat it
 ok so now the dog is doing an impression of an Anime character, you know the ones with the big huge eyes
Stop LOOKING at me while I'm eating, you are not starving.
 Right there you go dog, might be a few crumbs under my feet there thats all you are going to get ... "go for it vacuum features", should have called the dog Hoover she's more fastidious at vacuuming than I am, only food though, she leaves her hair that she drops for me to vacc up.

Forgot what I was going to say now, apart from this ruler its a "fancy" one with a measure thing on it, least I thought it was turns out that its a cutter, so here is me cutting straight lines with scissors and I've got this fancy straight line cutting ruler that I didn't even know I had, sometimes it pays to clean up.
Been doing a bit of cleaning up lately because I'm getting a new desk, you don't want to know whats behind and under things lets face it I don't want to know, emptied the vacc like 3 times already err dog hair mostly
One day I'm going to glue it all together could make a whole new dog or maybe a dog hair lampshade?

Went on G plus before to post a link to Taste Buds and G plus has gone all Facebooky with the double barreled profile , hard to follow that is, be even harder on one of those smart phone things they are designed to read up down like most people read websites UP/ DOWN not left right or right left.
Two columns is going backwards in time what year are we in 2013 its not 1913 newspapers have colums (which I can't spell) and who reads newspapers now a days ? Real paper newspapers I'm talking about not online ones, read an online newspaper it goes UP/DOWN
Not that most read english any more, I know they can't write or spell and you can't blame auto correct either you type the write spelling and it will give you the rite word R I G H T
course if you can't spell and I knwo I can't spull words like collosseeum its going to make a muss if it int it

bored

no not really bored just not much to do, can't get on Facebook at all it won't load so I'm sitting ok lying in bed with the netbook on my lap
Sometimes I miss chatting to people on blogs well not so much it does get tiresome after a while
Twitter got the same way it all got too much for me to keep up with far too many people wanting to interact with me
One thing I noticed the very annoying person who couldn't write comments in English has gone away they do you know if you just leave it long enough

You know its not that I don't like talking to people its just that if I start talking, conversing getting close after a while I get too close so I just pull away is better not to get close in the first place that way I wont get hurt when they don't want to talk to me anymore wether I get boring or annoying or something possibly boring more like it
Better to just not bother in the first place most in the past have wanted me not for who I am or how I write but for what I can do for them they most times do nothing for me , clingons I call em one reason why I don't Twitter any more too many clingons hanging on my every word
They never did care about me and you know what I don't give a stuff about most of them
You may wonder why I change emails a lot ... #1 Yahoo emails get full of spammers the " I wan b yor frind" kind mostly dirty little men of any nationality (take your pick) who I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole eww yuk
and the #2 reason people might think I am there online might want to talk , no wait no they wont as I said they don't want to talk to me
I've done the chat thing and its "brb" and they go offline yeah I know that one *doh* running 2 computers here I know you are still on
Seriously yep I know I'm boring we have smellanet I stink you don't like me pfft don't care ...... HA

guess what I don't have MSN, don't have Yahoo messenger installled either
neither do I put chat on Facebook make it easier on all of you that way , you don't see me online and I don't see you either

**Just a note there are some .. a few .. not many who I do like chatting to never will say who they are if I do they more than likely wont talk to me again

**another note .. why they heck do I have an "onion" tag ??

A real Life

Yes I have a real life, yes I write, haven't for a while though there is this big hairy person who lives here who keeps interrupting me which is why this page is called missinterupted good enough reason I suppose anyway ....

Some people are nuts take online games on facebook right, I know this one guy who has multiple accounts about 4 of "himself" and at least 4 of his relatives that he's what could you call it umm "looking after" for them pfft looking after he's playing the games on their accounts thats what he's doing he logs them all in at the same time on different browsers to plow and harvest crops every 4 hours and I mean every four hours as well, no joke he has naps in between seriously this guy has no life at all

I mean look I can understand adding a few extra relatives up and "helping" them set up a game just so you've got neighbors/crew but to play theirs up to a point of madness no joke that's crazy

He obviously hasn't got any friends at all and seriously hasn't got a life

yes I've got a Farm and yes I played slowly like you should do because a game isn't a race there is no reason to race up to the highest level in a game no point in it you go up slowly and enjoy the game this guy goes up 3-4 levels in a day .. one day!!

Besides the slower you go the more pressies you get from others, everyone knows that.

You know what I hope I hope this guy sleeps 8 hours straight and his crops go to waste .. now THAT would be the funniest thing out.

I have a life he don't and I'll be the one laughing at him, he thinks he's good but actually he's not very good at all LoL I hardly play and on at least two games I'm beating him to a crisp and I don't even need naps shoot I don't even put crops in now .. I don't need to why? because I have a life and I'm better than he will ever be

Just a footnote on this same guy and I'll quote him "I don't go on web pages with HTML on them" he said that months ago and I'm still giggling over that one PMSL

Oh yeah it's also against the FB TOS to have multiple accounts but well you know he's not read that (he wont read this either) because yep you guessed it its a web page made with HTML ..oh flip shooot hehehee hahah snort giggle wheeze and fall off chair

Yahoo launces Kickstart

New from Marketing Pilgrim

Yahoo’s hoping to fill a social networking void with its "preview" launch of Kickstart.

What’s the void?

That big gaping hole between Facebook and LinkedIn. Yahoo wants Kickstart to be a professional network that connects college students, recent graduates, and alumni for business networking and career advancement.

Realizing that Facebook might be a tad too whimsical for that purpose–sheep throwing anyone?–and LinkedIn a too vast–can you introduce me to that person you met once at a conference–Yahoo hopes Kickstart will be useful for anyone hoping to capitalize from their college association.
-- Andy Beal for Marketing Pilgrim

.. here's a link to a sample profile

Obviously I picked someone who works at Yahoo but profile is still blank and basic, the link it's self is the "gobbledegook" link same kind of links as they used for 360 .
You would think though that with Mash and this new universal profile that this Kickstart would be the last thing to come out, its been done in a rush the only schools available are of course in the US and the ONLY reason Yahoo have done this is to compete with Facebook and the decline of membership of Mash and of the Yahoo user base over to a more user friendly, feature packed (compared to Yahoo) Multiply
Someone at Yahoo has gone "quick do something, fast!" and this is their attempt
Its feeble and ill thought out
I haven't had an in depth look at it it yet and couldn't be bothered making a profile on it just to see what features it has but by the looks it has very few and obviously a picture is difficult to upload or set as avatar as quite a few that I looked at didn't have a photo at all vis a vis if you work for Yahoo and can't get photo in your profile its difficult to do.

As one person says in the comments on the MP post "Yahoo got lost in the social network boom "

Facebook Stepping Up AntiPerv Efforts

I've talked about Facebook before and the fact that it is a site aimed at the young so therefore will have predators joining, just like paedophiles hang around school playgrounds because that's where the children are.
The good news is that Facebook is stepping up its efforts to control the online predators, mainly because they have been told they have too.

From Web Pro News
"Three weeks ago, the New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo announced he was subpoenaing Facebook to learn how the social networking site dealt with users who were reported for sexually soliciting underage users. The notice came after New York conducted an undercover operation posing as teenagers on the site and reporting the illicit advances that adults made on their profiles."

"With the new plan, Facebook will place user complaints about “nudity, pornography, harassment, (and) unwelcome contact” into a high-priority category that will require a response from the site within 24 hours. “We’re committing to a 24-hour service level on addressing those complaints,” Kelly asserted. These complaints can be filed anonymously through new links throughout Facebook’s site.

Some language on the site will also be altered to make it clear to concerned parents that neither Facebook nor any other site on the Internet is wholly safe for children."

Of course Facebook isn't the only place where predators hang out, they are on other sites as well but most of those would if you made a complaint do something about it, Facebook wasn't doing anything and now it is which of course is a good thing .

Fcebook= Kids= ?? you guess

I joined Facebook because of the fact that everyone was raving about it, it's got this it's got that, you can have mobile blogging on it its great!
Well its not great, there's no colour for one and all you do is add and remove applications honestly that is all you do, of course when you add these applications these so called "fun items" there are a few boxes to check one is 'I allow this application to grab my details' you cannot add them without doing so.
Of course this gives the application access to YOUR details and then ...the spam starts hitting.
Facebook hijacks your address book and sends invites to everyone if you aren't carefull
Facebook mail box gets full of 'sent to all' mail which you cannot turn off, the Thread mail being the worst culprit.
Facebook applications give you unwanted spammy type emails from the applications that you add
And the number one thing about Facebook that I do not like its designed for children, its aimed at children 12- 18 so you know where the pedophiles are going to go ? You guessed it Facebook
A site thats designed for kids a site that sends out invites to everyone a site that grabs all of your details you may as well put up a sign saying
here pedo, pedo come here juicy ones for the picking

Ok so there are pedophiles everywhere not just one Face book
Maybe this add will show what I can't
you never know who you are talking too
Virtual Global Taskforce Video

previous post was the last one

The last one in a series that is, all older posts from 360 put them all in on the same day and saved as draft and I've been going into each one and changing the date so they post on different days.

For those of you who visit here from 360 stick this place into your RSS feed reader there are a few choices on the left hand side there and I know some have already done it as I've got 7 readers .... I know you are there you can't hide

If you want to join me on any space you can, links to the other places I'm on are on the left.
I'll add basically anyone on MySpace who writes blogs but not non-writers.
Same as Imeem or Facebook but obviously it don't matter if you don't write on those as neither of those are real blogging spots I'll add anyone on those as basically thats all you do on those. Spose I should upload more music to Imeem and I will when I have some.
You can even join Warped if you want but I warn you its not for the faint hearted and if you aren't sure on forums it may not be for you.
Think I have them all on the left there now ... flipping hope so anyway.

You know I love Blogger though, I can sit here and write and theres no obligation for anyone to comment of course its nice when they do **hint hint to the 7 there** and there is no obligation for me to instantly rush off to theirs and comment back, not that I don't as I do but in my own time sometimes I'll mass comment on 10 at once just so I can get them in when I have the time
There is no friends list here and in a way thats the best thing about it apart from autosave which Blogger just did for me .
No friends list means theres no "he added her, she removed him, they have that person" kinda thing ..well hope not anyway.
No friends list means you don't have to visit everyone every single day and you won't get stroppy if they don't visit you
No friends list means you don't have to write for an audience of maybe 300 or more, you can write for yourself and no one else
No friends list means that you can leave your blog for months and you won't get removed for not blogging as theres isn't a friends list to remove you from.
If you don't want to talk to people who visit here you don't have to, you don't have to communicate in any other way than right here in the blog obviously you can if you want but you don't have to
All my blogger "friends" are on the side here they are all in my Google feed reader whoops some are on my reader and not on the side there have to fix that as there is nothing better for your blog than someone sticking your link on theirs ..its to do with search engines the more your link appears on other pages the more likely it is to be up top of a search ..I think so anyway
If thats not right or you want your name there tell me if you don't tell me I won't know.
The only one that doesn't work on my reader is Allissa's her blogger is private and invite only so her RSS feed don't work for me


Lets see now what did I write here? ...interrupted yet again
Oh yeah thats right finished with all the old posts now so can go back to actually writing again ........ I hope if I'm not interrupted again that is.


Oh spose you want to know an easy way to stick the smiley's in do you?
Go here on a new tab or window
Right click the smiley you want, copy the 'properties' for it
open html on the blog compose
type this < src= " "> and put the copied smiley properties link in between the " " 's
so you end up with this in the html code
< src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif"> or this
Easy peasy way easier than adding them via the picture link as blogger tends to give you as many images as there are frames in a gif image I've ended up with 10 static images instead of 1 single moving gif using the add image link on the blog editor
Oh you can add these as well The Smileys that site even gives you the code to use